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I was
running a bit late,
heading for my office .... |
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when out of nowhere a UFO came flying by. Before I knew
what happened, me and another guy were beamed up ... |
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... and
away we
went in the alien's space ship, mhm, faster than the speed of
light we went to their home planet.
You know, I think they injected us with some kind of a
serum that randomly effects the memory because I can't
seem to recall the name of the planet, I think it began
with a C though .... |
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Anyway,
they had a problem with this really shy crab, the second
he got out of his nest he crawled back in again.
For some reason the aliens thought we could help them
figuring out how to deal with this situation. |
They had us read a lot of
books on the subject, we pretended as were we truly
interested and reflected carefully on the issue,
but, honestly, it was like REALLY boring ...
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A pic of us reading "Societal
and psychological impacts on crab
(mis)demeanour" |
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I think
the books were some kind of brain washers because all of
a sudden I found myself picturing the oddest things in
my mind, like ... you won't believe this but ... dancing
giraffs! How weird is that?! |
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I mean, there had to
be some kind of mind-games going on here, there's just
no other reasonable explanation as to why I should get images like
that in my brain, right? |
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I got a
bit scared so I tried my very best to steer my mind
back on the subject at hand; the overly shy crab.
And then, I got it!
The crab needed to feel it was loved and
cared for,
so, they should pick him up and cuddle with
him for about half an hour a day, and, according to my
calculations, approximately a week later he would be
completely cured. |
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UFO guys thought this was absolutely brilliant, they nearly burst from pure impressiveness. |
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Then they took us back to Earth and dropped us off at
the corner of Main and Serpent Street. As you know this
is a good fifty minutes walk from where you live, and by
now it was way past eight o'clock, so that's why I
didn't show for our date last night. But ....
I got you
this beautiful postcard! *v*
So, we're good? Right?! |
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Kidding!!! I DO have
something for you ...
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Spooky pic, huh? You
like?!
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What do you mean "What did I do last night?"???
I've already told you!!!
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